come near my new birthday ball and you lose your hand
Yes, I maybe 5 years old, but as a wise manly buddy of mine always says; "I am perpetually a 2 year old" in behavioral attributes and style.
So to all my Doggy and Kitty Pals out there, I raise High Paws and BARK out in celebration of this monumental day in the annals of Doggy History.
I have registered at Pet-co, Pets-Smart, and the federation of local pet stores in your area.
I did receive some nice squeaky balls, some peanut butter doggy biscuits, and some generous other edible surprises to mark this day.
1. Those always adorable cat and dog PJ's to add to my ever comforting and enlightened stinky blanket pile (um no, says steph)
2. pretty dressed up poodle dancers to mark this occasion in style
3. permanent bed space reserved from this moment forward (UM,NO says Steph)
4. more toys, more toys, and then some more toys
5. increased level of belly rub allocations
6. more time at the Doggy Park with my Pals (3 times a day would be OK for this year: I know you humans seem to think having a life of your own is so damned important, IT'S NOT)
7. The new and improved 2009 super human leg humpomatic
8. Vacation time shares to exotic locations world wide
9. a cute adorable puppy friend to slobber all over me endlessly and annoy steph to no end
10. and last but not least, some damned respect please (it's not that easy looking after your humans day in and day out you know)
Unlike birthdays of the past ( when the very essence of my manhood were removed without prior approval or consideration of psychological repercussions, and those days of pesky grand mal seizures), I have found some deserved contentment and many joyous memories over this past year.
OK, enough human speak for now (makes my doggy brain spin), I will see some of you at the Doggy Park Party later on.
WOOF WOOF Your Birthday Doggy,
Koda
Today is the illustrious KODA's 5th Birthday Bash!
Yes, I am 5 years old today. but Unlike Steph that human I look out for constantly, I have not received my Doggy AARP card in the mail.
Yes, I maybe 5 years old, but as a wise manly buddy of mine always says; "I am perpetually a 2 year old" in behavioral attributes and style.
So to all my Doggy and Kitty Pals out there, I raise High Paws and BARK out in celebration of this monumental day in the annals of Doggy History.
I have registered at Pet-co, Pets-Smart, and the federation of local pet stores in your area.
I did receive some nice squeaky balls, some peanut butter doggy biscuits, and some generous other edible surprises to mark this day.
Koda's top 10 birthday wish list
1. Those always adorable cat and dog PJ's to add to my ever comforting and enlightened stinky blanket pile (um no, says steph)
2. pretty dressed up poodle dancers to mark this occasion in style
3. permanent bed space reserved from this moment forward (UM,NO says Steph)
4. more toys, more toys, and then some more toys
5. increased level of belly rub allocations
6. more time at the Doggy Park with my Pals (3 times a day would be OK for this year: I know you humans seem to think having a life of your own is so damned important, IT'S NOT)
7. The new and improved 2009 super human leg humpomatic
8. Vacation time shares to exotic locations world wide
9. a cute adorable puppy friend to slobber all over me endlessly and annoy steph to no end
10. and last but not least, some damned respect please (it's not that easy looking after your humans day in and day out you know)
Unlike birthdays of the past ( when the very essence of my manhood were removed without prior approval or consideration of psychological repercussions, and those days of pesky grand mal seizures), I have found some deserved contentment and many joyous memories over this past year.
OK, enough human speak for now (makes my doggy brain spin), I will see some of you at the Doggy Park Party later on.
WOOF WOOF Your Birthday Doggy,
Koda
6 comments:
Happy Birthday Koda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arf arf arf....
woooffffffffff.
Nell
Hello Koda,
Woof Woof Arf Arf
Woof Woof Arf Arf
Spike and Marleen
Happy Birthday
Love,
Herrad
Happy Birthday dearest Blue eyed doggie, may you have many many more.
woof, woof, woof, bark bark.
=Holly the cat
Woof, Koda!
Happy Barkday to you!!! I am glad to hear you received many goodies on your special day.
Woof woof, arf arf, bark bark bark.
Tailwags (and belly rubs and hugs)to you,
Littlewolf
That was a great birthday post manly dog Koda! lol
Thank you to all of Koda's buddies for the birthday wishes!
WOOF!
Happy birthday Koda, 5 years old, you are not even in your prime yet, just like me. I'm Maxi, remember?, your buddy from Spain found in a highway near Avila. I turned five sometime this year, so here's to all good things in a dog's life, especially serendipity!
By the way, serendipity is a word invented by Horace Walpole for an adventure book in the 18th Century. He defined it as the art of finding wonderful surprises unexpectedly. But Walpole got the word from the ancient Arabic name for present-day Sri Lanka, which the Arab traders called Serendib. And that was because the island was full of cinnamon and other wonderful spices that the sailors could smell before they even saw the island.
So I agree with you, Koda, dogs are truly serendipitous. Woof!
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